The Empire of Sacro Brasil is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by César Augusto João Victor Prado I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.806 billion Sacro Brasilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pindoramus. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sacro Brasilian economy, worth 273 trillion Lukakus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 151,708 Lukakus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies, and Sacro Brasilian husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sacro Brasil's national animal is the Capivara, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cristianismo.

Sacro Brasil is ranked 226,358^th in the world and 136^th in The Western Isles for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.